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Why the fuck is there a tradeshow in Vegas in JULY I can feel all the moisture being sucked out of my skin

unimpressed2chainz:
did you just call mint chocolate chip darksided bye felicia
Me:

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What you need to understand is that my grandparents made the difficult decision to leave their children behind with relatives and come to Canada seeking a better life. They scrimped and saved, working low-paying jobs, hoping to earn enough money to be able to send for their four children all at once. My grandfather never saw those children again: he died here in Toronto while my grandmother was pregnant with her youngest son, the only one of her children to be born in Canada. She continued on alone, leaning on her community for support; holding down two jobs and finding extra work wherever she could, until she was able to make her family whole again.

Now, after all of that pain and loss and struggle and triumph, with the weight of my mother and her mother before her’s expectations on my shoulders, you expect me to turn around and — fully aware of the sacrifices made by Joseph Whyte and Mavis Grant so that future generations may have opportunities never afforded them — eat a bowl of toothpaste with chocolate chips in it that the capitalist scum ice cream manufacturers have convinced you is a valid flavour?

Who hurt you?

IM SCREAMING

Trust no one with a Florida license plate

Anonymous:
what is your myers briggs personality type?
Me:

keithsweatshop:

NWTS

unimpressed2chainz:

when we gonna admit fka twigs is musical ambien 

If your taste in music is anything like your taste in men, I’m gonna say you have no room to speak unimpressed2chainz

IM MAD AT HIS DEAD ON FILIPINO ACCENT

(Source: kholendx78)

foreverpruned:

WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!

(Source: husssel)